i feel the knife going in.

caravanslost:

pollymoon:

misterhangman:

fmylife:

Today, I was having sex with a guy, and as he came, he shouted “MORTAL KOMBAT!” His roommate shouted back, “FINISH HER!” FML

BRILLIANT

THIS IS NOT A “FUCK MY LIFE” THIS IS A “I WAS HAVING SEX WITH AN AWESOME GUY WHO HAS AN AWESOME ROOMMATE THEREFORE I AM AWESOME”

LMAO completely agree ^^

This is actually epic.

lol i’ve posted this before (obviously) but i’m reblogging again for the novelty of it

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    Bahahahahahahahahaha.
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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    lol i’ve posted this before (obviously) but i’m reblogging again for the novelty of it
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    I definitely read this on TFLN like a week ago, haha.
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    to fucking funny! though i do feel bad for the girl
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