i feel the knife going in.
kayfabe:

Fran Drescher, star of The Nanny, claims she and her gay ex-husband were kidnapped by aliens. And probed. And had a microchip implanted.

Fran Drescher, star of The Nanny, claims she and her gay ex-husband were kidnapped by aliens. And probed. And had a microchip implanted.

kayfabe:

Fran Drescher, star of The Nanny, claims she and her gay ex-husband were kidnapped by aliens. And probed. And had a microchip implanted.

Fran Drescher, star of The Nanny, claims she and her gay ex-husband were kidnapped by aliens. And probed. And had a microchip implanted.

pablo is so sweet, she just sent me an audio clip of herself burping

the-visual:

In a room sit three great men, a king, a priest, and a rich man with his gold. Between them stands a soldier, a little man of common birth and no great mind. Each of the great ones bids him slay the the other two. ‘Do it,’ says the king, ‘for I am your lawful ruler.’ ‘Do it,’ says the priest, ‘for I command you in the names of the gods.’ ‘Do it,’ says the rich man, and all this gold shall be yours.’ So tell me - who lives and who dies?

that’s easy, the king and the priest

so over tumblr on award show nights